Lay All Your Bets On Me

I wasn't jealous before we met
Now every team I play is a potential threat
And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that cheat and bruise are my only vice
But now it isn't true
Now everything is new
My top 3 place has overturned
I beg of you
Don't go wasting all your econ
Lay all your bets on me

It was like shooting a sitting duck
A few good tackles, a goal and bugger I was stuck
I still don't know what you've done to me
A top 3 team should never lose so easily
I feel a kind of fear
When I don't have a beer
Unsatisfied, I start to stride
I beg you dear

Don't go wasting all your econ
Lay all your bets on me
Don't go sharing your devotion
Lay all your bets on me

I've had a few punts at Betfair
They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce
I used to think that was sensible
It makes the truth even more incomprehensible
'Cause everything is new
And everything is you
My top 3 place has overturned
What can I do

Don't go wasting all your econ
Lay all your bets on me
Don't go sharing your devotion
Lay all your bets on me