Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Adams and Legweak sacked!!!!!!

Controversial news at George at Asda Pop Punk Park today where fans are reeling from the news that Tony Adams and Lance Legweak have had their contracts terminated with immediate effect. The experienced defenders had already announced their intention to retire at the end of the current season but it is believed to be a training ground row with recent addition to the Pop Punk staff, French coach David Ginola, that directly led to the bust up which caused the pair to be fired.

Former Gooners player Adams was said to be shocked at the decision and was seen being consoled by former England colleague Paul Gascoigne. A spokesperson for former United States international Legweak who was signed from the transfer market and was named as a very poor pun on Lance Armstrong, declined to comment.

According to sources within the club the manager had earlier accused the pair of lacking in effort in training and then when during a row with Ginola the pair told him he "wasn't worth it" the decision was made to end their careers with immediate effect in order to give the remaining players a better chance to develop over the remainder of the season and maintain the excellent team spirit and work ethic amongst most of the players. Adams and Legweak were both notorious troublemakers and loners so the squad seem happy with the decision but it has left the fans questioning if Pop Punk are now strong enough to avoid relegation.

Bernardi & Filippinetti To Retire!

Agostino Filippinetti (born 10 August 1971) In his 18-year playing career, he played this entire profession at F.C. Greatness.A dominating central-midfielder, Filippinetti was noted for his aggressive and highly-competitive style of play, an attitude which helped him excel as captain of F.C. Greatness for over 10 years.
Filippinetti is a recovering alcoholic. In his autobiography, Filippinetti recounts how his addiction almost destroyed him. He has been sober for some 10 years now. He maintains that will-power helped him obtain sobriety.Wanting more privacy, his family had a 1930s home bulldozed so they could build a new £2.5 million house near Milan.

Agostino Bernardi (born 3 November 1979 in Río Cuarto, Córdoba) is an Argentine. He played at the top flight in France, Italy and Spain for over 15 seasons.On the 20 August 2008 F.C. Greatness manager Darren Calvert confirmed that Agostino Bernardi was set to join the club and described the move as a "no-brainer". The transfer was confirmed on 22 August, with Bernardi signing a six-year contract at Cedar Road. After training with his new team for the first time, Bernardi stated that he believed that Bernardi have the potential to win the RMI. Bernardi made his Bernardi first-team debut on 11 September and with which making over 100 appearences.

With both player retiring will be a big loss to the team and with Bernardi not starting this season for youngsters like Montero & Smith, we hope they have the same inpact next season. Filippinetti life long carrer will be clearly missed on the pitch & off it, as there former leader Filippinetti protected the team on the pitch and off it in the media, Greatness don't seem to have a player like him so will player buckle under the press & will a new leader amurse.

The mid table lull

The comfort of mid table obscurity has made Paddy very lazy, his team have now suffered a few defeats in a row and are starting to look over their shoulders. Any more decline and the side will find themselves involved in a relegation battle they had fought so hard to avoid. Development hasn't gone as well as expected but the manager is determined to persist with his youth policy, at least for now anyway.

Next up for Pop Punk is F.C. Greatness an already fantastic side with the potential to become the very best side in the RMI.

going no where fast

Bonkers cannot get theri act together and win some games. The manager is starting to loose total patience with the players. If they cannot get their act together a few of them will be sold off in no time what so ever. The team worked so hard over the last couple of seasons to move up and it would be a travisty if they moved back down to division 3, and would not do any good for manager state of mind.

Neat..

Classic 11 dispatched Pokemon with a 3-0 win at Veltins Arena..It was the side's 3rd straight win and the manager was happy that his side recorded another clean sheet.A brace from David Michaut followed by another from Laffon ensured that the side still remain in contention for a top 3 finish..After Wortley afc's defeat the FC Cressex took over at the top courtesy of goal difference

Sales

With the season drawing to a close, and St Omer once again doing nothing all season, manager Cony Tottee has placed a couple of players on the transfer market. Hopefully some realistic offers will be made and Cony can use the money to bring in some much needed experience.

Totaal Four-ge On

Totaalvoetbal claimed four points from their two league fixtures over the last week as they continued to lead the RM Invitational.

They would travel to Kirkbride on Tuesday and found themselves behind as Stephen Robinson blasted home a sensational free-kick on 27 minutes. However, Bosse Bong would equal that with a stunning set-piece of his own ten minutes later to level the match. This would be all of the scoring as both sides went away with a point each.

Totaal would then entertain a youthful Arsenal Reserves side and eventually got back to winning ways. Zlatan Izuhimovic netted on 15 minutes and when Pierre van Diemen added a penalty five minutes later it looked set to be a comfortable evening for the Oranje. However, Eldad Amin pulled one back in the second-half for Arsenal to make the hosts a little edgy. It wasn’t until van Diemen converted from a corner on 92 minutes that the points would be secured for the championship chasers to the relief of the home crowd.

holding on....

Sir rocky took over allornothing 2 weeks back. Since then he has made major changes in the team line up, as the players were not up to his mark. Additionally team was plagued with injuries and suspensions, making it difficult for the manager to put up team for a match. Inspite of all the hurdels team is holding on its top position and coming matches will see better performance with signing of new players.

We will survive!

Several good games for Flare United in the coming weeks could easily see them drag a few other sides into the relegation battle as they themselves struggle to get out of it. Flare United have endured a horrible week as they picked up only one point from their two games.

No Mind Games From Us

Gooners boss FMR stated again his team are not contenders for the title, after fellow manager Dom Brown was quoted as saying "Gooners will push totaal". FMR responed by saying "if we had real title ambitions we would not have taken on more 17/3 skillers and... Gooners did nail Stanley tactically and could have won at least the away leg had we selected our strongest squad."

He went on to say "It is absurd to include us as title challengers, I have only had my focus on the change report and survival... we have held the best form all season and key players such as Wellington and Busquets, among others are now approaching the required 16 DV. Whilst this is fantastic news for all concerned... I still have to find six or seven games to play Arshavin and Nasri in! Not forgetting the minimum DV I need from Akinfeev must be 16, even without these obstacles to over come.. I dont think we could be considered a serious rival this season, which is why we are working very hard behind the scenes."

Gooners have also had some serious injuries to contend with and FMR is still wondering why his team is the closest in points to Totaal he said... "If you look at it from this point of view, we are not even contemplating playing our strongest eleven in any game for the rest of the season... which is why I wished Totaal the best of luck sometime ago... I think they have already done enough to be named champions and wil be worthy winners! It does look good for Gooners next season and possibly the season after that when our first eleven will be more competetive... looking at this season we are not far off the pace, although I am aware of new challenges coming from division one."

"This season should be a wake up call for the previously established top tier teams... they look to have become too complacent and I feel our position shows that, there are much stronger teams to come through the division in the coming seasons and they will need to up their game or lose their top flight status!"

FMR is very happy with his current squad and remains upbeat about the present and the future... with players such as Busquets, Cesc, Overmars and his latest find Nasri who has been nothing short of amazing in his first two first squad games... it would seem FMR will be able to continue the Gooners tradition of exciting football.

Holgate back to winning ways

Holgate Pathetic were very happy with a 2-0 away win this week having not won in four games. The team are still in the mix in a vary competitive promotion race and will be looking to win again on the road in our next game at African Imitators.
The Pathetic squad is very small as Riverside Shep waits for decisions on retirements before deciding on the strengthening priorities.

Good Show

Arsenal Reserves played well and can be proud that it was only a 3-1 defeat. Looking at the difference between the teams it could have been alot worse.

Brown feels the title will go to Totaalvoetbal but the Gooners will push them harder as the season goes by

Turn It Around

After a very difficult start to the season with bad results. PSV now find themselves in a respectable position after collecting 3 points against Bonkers.
I still don't want to delude the players on promotion. The teams we're playing now tll the end of season are the same ones who ensured a difficult start to the season for us.
We'll just take it one be one and see.

Pressure costs milan!

AC milan lst this evenings game away to Bristol City 4-2. Milan battled well and were a good match for a far stronger team but in the end the tired legs of Milan told as Bristol scored 2 late goals to secure the win.

Milan felt quite unlucky when goalkeeper Mathis had to come off injured and this clearly upset Milan's game as they struggled after he left the pitch. That being said there were still some good performances from the youngsters which the manager was hapy with.

With 6 games remaining the manager has set Milan the task of winning their 4 remaining homes games hoping it will be enough to secure their spot in Division 2.

a solid 2-0 against a weakend OAP Pop Punk has given Splott a much needed 3 points in the bid to stay up again this season. Splott put out a strong s

Another win under the Needaresti's name against Crimea River, 2-1 the final scoreline.

"Obviously I would have liked to win by more and try to increase the goal difference to try and give us that bit of an advantage, but its that close at the top, the only way to guarantee that we get promotion this season is to win all our last games. It's a tall ask but its not totally out of the question ..... or is it?"

much needed win

a solid 2-0 against a weakend OAP Pop Punk has given Splott a much needed 3 points in the bid to stay up again this season. Splott put out a strong side and got the result they deserved with some fine attacking play going on. These Charming Men away are up next - never an easy fixture

wow

Miroslav Burkhart's girlfriend has been voted Hottest WAG by a lads' magazine. This boosts his ego no end, and he gains some form as a result.

sounds like crimsons managers girlfriend hot hot hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not The End Of World

Ofcourse we wanted a win, but at least we didnt lose. So we'll take the point. This was always going to be difficult. Milan are on good form and we didnt want to leave ourselves too exposed.
We were hoping to close the gap on the teams above us. Our fixtures from now till the end of the season are against the team we lost to in the early parts of the season. Im fairly optimistic but Im not thinking about promotion just yet. First priority is to avoid the drop.

Milan's defence holds out PSV!

Milan's defensive line up managed to hold off a far stronger PSV side and secure a 0-0 bore draw. And bore draw it was in a very uneventful game that saw minimal chances for either team. It was a good point for Milan as PSV will beat many other teams towards the end of the season which can only be good for Milan as they fight against relegation.

A knock for Milan though was the performance of Ziori who underperformed and picked up another booking meaning he will miss the next game away to Bristol

Same old story

It was the same old story for the young Arsenal side, they played pretty well and had equal amount of chances but still lost 2-0 to a strong Santos side.

Brown is already planning for life in division one and let his old striker leave the club, but Brown is abit sick of Sunu, he always under performs and doesn't gain much DV or form from matches. The young forward only has a few games left to try and save his place at this club

Morano Signs For Greatness!

Quinton Morano (born April 7, 1987 in Montevideo) is a Uruguayan defender which is been highly rated & reports that club FC Barcelona were in prime postion toget his servies . His primary position is central defender, but has also featured at right or left back.

Morano started his career in his homeland of Uruguay with Defensor Sporting, at a young age Morano became a regular of the first team. During the 2009–2010 season, his lone first team season, with the club, he made 26 first team appearances scoring four goals. Following his impressive performances, Josep Guardiola quoting " Morano is a very special player & which will be a big name for the future! "

On October 4th, 2010, Sporting announced his transfer news to F.C. Greatness. with the youth program option to make his stay permanent at the end of the 2010–11 season for €11 million plus €1 million in variable payments after his first season. Morano will make Greatness debut tomorrow against AFC Stanley,

F.C. Greatness Manager Darren Calvert spoke:
" This is a very exiting signing & had to jump at the chance now instead to waiting till the end of the season as big clubs were very interested in him!.................... Were looking to re-arrange to our defence and him & Smith are the future for our club........ exiting prospects!"

Totaal Double Up at Metelo

Totaalvoetbal took advantage of two home games to extend their lead at the top of the RM Invitational.

These Charming Men would be the first visitors of the week to Metelo Park but fell behind on nine minutes to a Pierre van Diemen penalty. Bosse Bong would add a second from a free-kick in the second-half and Zwonko Fuckala rounded off the victory on 71 minutes with a nice effort from inside the area.

Totaal would then play ThunderCats on Friday and were quickly back in the scoring groove with Antonello Ballarin netting after 10 minutes. Ron MacAdie did level for ThunderCats but Bong and Fuckala added further goals before the break. A second penalty of the week for van Diemen made it 4-1 on 53 minutes and Raimundo Tena rounded off a fine performance with an excellent long range effort with time running out.

Ownership Changes

Since the infamous ownership change towards the North Pole, the team's results have suffered greatly. Morale is low, the players always complain that it's always cold, and the team are constantly being chased by hungry polar bears. As a result, there are rumours that ownership of the organization may change yet again, however not without a fight from St. Nick, who seems determined to run the club down to the ground. Stay tuned.

More Trouble For Greatness!!

Fabian Østgård was arrested for drink driving after having a row with his girlfriend. He has to spend a week wearing an electronic tag and cannot train during that period. He is allowed to play matches but loses some form.

River Rising

River head coach Ithaqua has finally loosened the shackles on the River kids and the result? Three wins in four games and even managing to give runaway league leaders wortley afc an almighty fright.

Bouyed by recent back-to-back victories Crimea River took to the field at the Theatre of Tragedy in round 13 against league leaders wortley afc sporting an unusually offensive minded formation. A gung-ho plan rewarded in the 10th minute when Kris Richardson headed home a Dahbi Mansour cross. A lead that lasted a mere two minutes as Nigel Krippner bundled home after a River goalmouth scramble.

Much to the obvious surprise and delight of the home support River forward Richardson clipped home his, and his sides, second of the match on 15 minutes. Not to be denied wortley equalised through Jake Shiver on 40 minutes and took the lead on 44 minutes following a crisp Rai Kike shot from outside the penalty area to seal a 3-2 win for the visitors.

River travelled to F.U.B.A.R for the round 14 fixture to Crimson Tigers for a match many pundits dubbed movable force meets movable object.

Gerard Folan got things rolling for the Tigers with a delightful chip on 29 minutes before Carl Spegel struck for the visitors on 34 minutes to level the scores. Kris Richardson continued his rich vein of scoring form with a 73rd minute freekick and Niksa Ubovic wrapped things up for the visitors on 88 minutes as River secured a 3-1 victory over their table bottoming rivals.
"The lads and I had a quiet word with the boss a few weeks back," enthused River forward Kris Richardson post-match, "we've been very defensive for almost a season and a half and it was clear things were not working. Sure we avoided too many complete doings but the squad agreed if we were going to lose we'd rather lose fighting."
"So, yeah, we aired our grievances and got things changed around a bit and you can see the difference in our recent results. Hopefully things will not change around too much tactically though,obviously, we all realise that development of the entire squad is the priority at this stage of the season."

Injuries....

Allornothing's manager Rocky is literally fighting to set a squad for next match as two midfielders , Kay flo and sten stille are seriously injured. Over that one of the inform strikers are suspended for the next match.

The Manager commented," We have good young players in our team who can play full 90 minutes in a big game. I have full faith in my team and we will maintain our form in the coming games".

Bad week...

Classic 11 suffered their 3rd loss of the season away from home after a lifeless display against Crimson Tigers.the midfield dominated possession but lacked creativity and seemed to out of sorts against the pumped up home side who scored in the 87th minute to win the game 2-1..However Classic 11 bounced back to beat Rolling Thunder 0-2 at Cloud Nine..the manager has warned his side that they cannot drop any more points if they want to gain promotion in this very competitive league

Pathetic squad size

Holgate Pathetic manager Riverside Shep today defended his decision to sell young striker Alistair Starkey, reducing his squad to just 16 players.
"We already have lots of good young players however we are expecting one or two of our veterans to retire this season so are building a little war chest for future signings. The squad we have is strong enough to compete this year.Any transfer decisions now will wait until future contracts are agreed with Grimm and Garnder"

Outclassed by better team!

Juventus simply outclassed Milan yesterday evening as they dominated their match defeating Milan 3-0 at home. For Milan it was a massive turnaround for the team who were on a high after recent results but have now slumped again in confidence following this drubbing.

It's back to the drawing board with PSV visiting the San Siro next.

We're on our way

Flare United have set a season record for themselves after going 4 games without losing over the past 2 weeks. In the past 4 games, they've racked up 8 of the 12 points they've earned all season, twice as much as they earned in their opening 10 games. Narrow 1-0 victories over These Charming Men and, more recently, Splott Rovers have contributed largely to United's remarkable fightback against relegation.

"Another couple of weeks like that and I reckon we're all set for survival. We may even end up in the top half of the table," said club captain Ernie Ormondroyd, who has scored 6 of United's 11 goals this season.

Bore Draw

WOW!!! was that game boring or what. Literally there's nothing that can be said about that game. Still we'll take the positives.
Clean sheet against a strong opponent, healthy position in the league, younger players got some good game time. maintaining good form and hope to push on.
BIG NEWS THO.
Rory Mcfinlay has now become the 1st player in our short history to reach 100 matches therefore becoming a club legend and surely on his way to the hall of fame. Good news is that he's still young and will only improve.
In a couple of games hopefully Frans too will be celebrating this achievement.

Ops...

Arsenal boss Brown has just noticed he only set up the line up and not the tactics aswell. Brown doubts it would of made any difference to the end result but DV was hit hard and some promising players has dropped some.

There is still a few games to go but Arsenal have to try and avoid any really hammerings

Stuffed

St Omer continued their terrible run of form on tuesday as they were once again stuffed, this time 5 - 0 away against Rolling Thunder.

The season can't end soon enough for manager Cony Tottee as he once again looks to change his side, thinking this time that he needs to bring in some experience.

gutted

Bonkers were left soul searching as the lost away to ALLorNothing by the closest of margins, 1-0. The goal arrived late in teh game, and the manager was bitterly angry at the ref after he let a goal not stand. A 1-1 draw would have been a fantastic result. Sadly, this means Bonkers are fighting for the rest of the season trying not to get relegated. At elast we are better off than those african dudes. :) youth developement is a hard, logn and some times tough game.

ups and downs

after a close and lucky double header win against Arsenal Reserves we were brought back down to earth by the class of AFC Stanley. Now we have a crunch relegation 6 pointer against Flare United who have class despite their league position suggesting otherwise. It should be a good one

200,000

yeah, so I like kinda won. wooooo.

sooooooooo excitinggggggggggggg. realllllllllly it is. and all it takes is 250 characters for 200,000 wooo.

Can't be assed doing a proper press release so you've probably already stopped reading.

Don't blame you. yawnn! woop de doo i'm really great. and super cool..... and stuff.

yeahhhh money!

Good Win

A win against a very strong team was a welcomed surprise for us. We've done the double on them in similar fashion. Rory the man bending home another freekick. Although I think it shows their quality that we needed a setpiece to score. The team is showing good form lately. I hope we can keep it up. It only takes a string of bad performance to find youself in the red zone playing in this league.

Another Game

And its another 3 points for the Steaua Needaresti group.

Needaresti gaffer was caught to say a few quick words....
"Obviously we would have liked to have won by more and thus improving our goal difference but a 3-0 win is nothing to be sniffed at. There is money in the coffers should we need to purchase anyone in the off season but I have faith in the current squad that should we get promoted then they will put in the effort that is required of them"

Milan win epic encounter!

AC Milan pulled off a stunning win against Special Ones this evening in a thrilling 4-2 encounter that saw no less than 16 attempts on goal between both sides.

Both teams looked to entertain as they played offensively but it was Milan who had the cutting edge in front of goal and the returning Lormor who bossed the midfield.

Milan fans will be hoping for similar displays from their team for the rest of the season but up next they have a very difficult game against arch rivals Juventus.

Get's Worse For Greatness!

In a recent motorbiking day out Dunstan Valenzia visited a roadside food van and bought a warm meat pie. Unfortunately being the slowest rider he was last in the queue and his fellow riders set off. Seeing them leave he put his pie in the chest section of his leathers and suffered minor burns and fell off his bike. He wasn't injured but the pie incident was photographed and put on Facebook. The embarrassment has adversely effected his form.

Oranje Edge Champs

Totaalvoetbal enjoyed a fine week as they did the double over their bogey side, the champions Santos.

The home game saw Shirsh Vajpayee, Antonello Ballarin and Pierre van Diemen all net to render Adriano Ribeiro’s header irrelevant as Totaal eased to a 3-1 triumph.

They then made the journey to Santos in confident mood and would be buoyed by a Bosse Bong free-kick on just three minutes which put them ahead. The rest of the game would be tight but the Oranje held on for an important three points which takes them six clear at the head of proceedings.

Strolling Along

Gooners completed the double over Kirkbride in style with a line up no one would be pleased to be beaten by, in many a division. It means FMR has guided his team safely through what was a tricky first half welcome to top flight football, whilst Kirkbride could become entangled in a relegation battle if the outcome against Greatness is not the right one.

FMR believes it is now job done and has no interest in finishg 2nd or 3rd:
"it feels odd having nothing to aim for apart from 1st and avoiding relegation, unless we are going to challenge for first, it makes no difference if we finish second or nineth. What matters now is making sure all the good work I have dome with the players continues until the end of the season.

No disrespect to the lads though they have been fantastic, had this season not been about bringing a next generation through... I am sure we would only be three points from Totaal and looking at the second half of the season with a lot of optimism. Instead though we are playing with what we have available at the time... the squad is picking itself based on training and requirements of the players form trends. It is something that is working very very well and at the same time we have remained competetive... so I can take nothing away from the boys they have played out of their skins.

Of course we are not going to drop like a rock but knowing the line ups i need to play, means I would count us totally out of the title race and as such my focus must shift totally to development. There will be the ocasional opportunity to play the strongest eleven and all we can hope is that the opportunity falls at the right games.

The next few games are a key moment for many of the players and they will need to be at the top of their game both in training and on the field to secure positions in the squad next season... so far everyone has done well and some players have recovered well from injury. There are 2 or 3 on the brink of doing well or falling behind again but we are optomistic they have done enough if they can avoid injury.

As for the title itself, I am backing the orange horse and wish them the best of luck!"

City Slackers

Christmas arrived several months early for Crimea River fans as they witnessed their team score eight goals and run up two victories in a row for the first time since the entry of the River reserve team into the Robin Meeblind Invitational.

The first leg of the mid-season double header saw Crimea River travel to Ely City football Ground to face fellow table-bottomers Ely City for a fixture City boss TOMS had no doubt earmarked as an easy three points.

Whatever script City might have had Kris Richardson comprehensively ripped up with a 20th minute strike. Resorting to plan B city struck back 11 minutes later. ot with a goal but with a nasty challenge on River keeper Ekwarld which left the custodian stretched from the field of play. Unperturbed however River carried on where they left off and Jing Xuan Ang (57), Dhabi Mansour (56, 79) completed the rout for the visitors with Roman Pavlyuchenko (74) netting a consolation for the home side.

The return leg of the double header at the Theatre of Tragedy offered City an almost immediate chance for redemption. A redemption denied them by a superb Carl Spegel one man show as the River striker netted his first ever hat-trick (16, 73 pen, 82) while Jun Xuan Ang (60) netted for the second game in a row.

Holgate trim squad

Holgate Pathetic manager Riverside Shep has listed young strikers Starkey and Preen in an effot to trim the squads size. Holgate are in a tough promotion battle and the opportunities to develop in the second half of the season may be limited.
Holgate still have a strong core of young players and with retirements coming their may be more experienced replacements in the new season.

Maton was not missed..

Classic 11 scored 2 and won 2-0 despite playing without Maxime Maton who was suspended.Thierry Garnier who featured in his 1st game of the season scored a goal and the manager was delighted.Wortley afc lead the pack with 29 points after Rolling Thunder's recent mid-season collapse..Classic 11 sit in 4th spot with 24 points and will look for 3 points against Crimson Tigers.

Nice Double Win

The league is so tight at the moment. I hope our 2 wins against African Imitators will be enough to edge us out from the drop. The boys played well over the last 2 games. I have been on x11 long enough to know those double headers tend to define ones season.

In other news Kadri has been linked with the ALLORNOTHING job.
Once again I will state im very happy at PSV. I hadnt actually taken the time to view the league leaders sqaud. The manager there is doing a fantastic job and without being disrespectul they are over achieving. Shame the manager has to leave as achieving promotion will have been a historic result.

First win of the season

Flare United have got their first win of the season, over These Charming Men, at the Irregulars Arena, courtesy of an early freekick goal from captain Ernie Ormondroyd. However, the win came at a price as United will be well and truly decimated when Izuka returns to his old club in the coming round. With three players suspended after Jimmy McGinnity picked up two bookings against These Charming Men, while Finlay MacCleir and Jeremy Cumming picked up their third bookings of the season, not to mention the fact that defender Roger Ellerman is ruled out of the trip to George at Asda Pop Punk Park, while Joe Cole and Ashton Crosby are still struggling to be fit for the match, Izuka will have to come up with a tactical masterclass if he is to topple DBYC and his men.

2 lucky wins

after doing the double over Arsenal Reserves, thanks to more luck than judgement, Splott are looking in a healthier position now but there is still a long way to go until we can say we are safe. Comiserations to Arsenal but at least we beat the Spurs in real life and might even be taking the Mickey Mouse cup seriously for once!

Kensington

Wow, I have to try a of out on this I pod, especially now as not only the team but Cathal Brennans biggest rivals in the league host the bully boys today!

"I look at this fixture and groan, we have both had our fair share of wins against eachother and still it takes three times as long for me to set tactics against Kensington! Patrik is an incredible manager and his unlucky start to the season only damages my confidence. I look forward to it though as it is always going to be our biggest game of the season, good luck!"

last match

today is my last match in RMI. thanks to admins, all managers.. and @peace (i learned much from him). sad to leave but my xpert rating is not enough right now.
good luck guys

to ALLORNOTHING next manager, please take this club to division 1 next season.. :D

Scoreline so harsh on Milan!

Milan's 4-1 defeat away to Allornothing this evening was incredibly harsh on the teams performance. Milan were right in the game until the very harsh sending off of Addisson which saw Milan down to ten men, then the home side struck 2 extra time goals to make trhe scoreline look very harsh towards Milan.

That's 2 harsh sending offs in the past few games which is leaving Milan's defence in tatters. An early sign that this wasn't going to be Milan's day occurred when Milan's playmaker for the day Cardigos picked up a serious injury early in the first half.

Milan will be hoping for better fortunes and a different ref in the next game against Special Ones.

Another Win

The Steaua Needaresti team, fans, club and coaches were celebrating yet another victory and 3 points that keep their promotion hopes on track.

Yeah we faced a tough tough side in .sopranos. and we were lucky to come away with the 3 points.
Fabrizio scored with a well placed free kick from about 30 yards out which he's becoming known for.
Lets hope they all perform to that standard against Ely City in the next game ....

New player

Cony Tottee was delighted with the outcome of his latest venture into the transfer market.

3.2 million rated 18 year old midfielder Galtem Papa was picked up for less than 400000 and could well turn out to be Cony's best buy in quite a long time as he tries to improve his side.

Relegation a reality

Manager gets a dose of realism halfway through the season.

All seemed to be going ok for Special Ones MKII, the side were avoiding the drop-zone nicely, a few victories and a draw. But they now find themselves firmly planted in the relegation battle. A set of tough fitures coming up and an injury prone squad all point to trobled times ahead.

Despite having cash in the bank the manager is still pulling his hair out as especially his strikers continue to battle to gain form. The side desperately need the forwards to bag some goals to keep them in with a chance.

Slow start

Barnsley Chop have made a slow start to the new season with a 0-0 home draw against the Legends in the opening game followed by a 2-1 deafeat away against AJ Rovers Manager Steve is not a worrying guy it will come right we could have had a point against Rovers but conceded in the 92nd minute but what will be will be.

Now THATS a performance!

AC Milan not only had their best match of the season this evening, but possibly the best performance of their history as they smashed the league leaders ALLORNOTHING 3-0 at the San Siro. Teh result certainly shock all in the league including Milans home fans who have got so use to bore draws they didn't know how to celebrate when they saw Milan take the lead.

It was an awe-inspiring peformance from the GK, defense and midfield. Admittedly the referee was perfect for Milan's set up and they took full advantage. Milan will now be hoping that they aren't on the end of ALLORNOTHINGS vengeful treatment when they travel for the away fixture next.

back to winning ways

The manager believes he has maybe, finally, figures out how to work his team after they can Alsancak FC a good hiding at home to day. Considering Alsancak is second in the league, the team were very very pleased. This moves them into mid table, but sadly not anywhere near safe from relgation. With only half the season gone, it is anyone who could still get promotion and anyone who could get relegated (except maybe African imitators, sorry buddy, you are out of here). Next up, the away leg of the Alsancak FC double, we will be expecting a drumming from them now, in typical Bonkers style.

So Close

Arsenal Reserves came close to a win as they just lost out to Splott Rovers at home. Arsenal had 6 shots to their 3 but the difference was they scored 2 and Arsenal scored 1.

DV is looking good for the CR and its only halfway through the season. It seems Arsenal will have to get used to life in Division 1 next season as they are a safe bet to go down.