Indifference has turned to minor concern, after the world witnessed a breakdown of one the league's most popular managers Sean7. The manager, who had once been a rock-solid model of bland quotes and blander fashion sense, had later reverted to interesting euphemisms and adapted a metrosexual look. The lowpoint of his character was several weeks ago, when the freefalling Santos had plummeted precariously in the relegation zone. It was there that many would say the manager suffered burnout, reverting to a period of infantile behaviour, that would have made the most dapper Freudian intrigued. His music preference of Madonna discography has spiked the pop icon's album sales worldwide. There have been rumours of a brief Sean7/Madonna affair in the late 90s, and that she used to sing him lullabies before he went to sleep. This could explain why the gallant manager's music of choice falls to the princess of pop.
Nonetheless, the players, who were unaware of their beloved manager's checkered past, vowed to play much better over the course of the season. Watching movies like Braveheart, listening to Churchill's victory speech in WWII, smelling Terry Butcher's bloodied 1989 bandage, the boys were filled with vigour, passion, motivation, fight, steel, mettle, bravery....
and they managed a mere three points in three games...er, whoopee?
The next match is at home to AFC Stanley, in what will most likely be the match of the century. Many believe the Queen will be in attendance, a yellow Santos jersey tucked neatly behind her attire.
Madonna is also reported to be attending the match, albeit cheering for AFC Stanley.
We guess the breakup must've been bad.
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