Hear, hear!

Underdogz United manager had only this to say after the latest press release from Bryan Adams Athletic.

"Ronan Keating's got it right about McKeever getting it all wrong. He should be promoted to manager and McKeever sacked," said Izuka before leaving the press conference to go skateboarding.

Meanwhile, club captain Henning Bade took over, saying, "I don't know what exactly that drunken hobo is on about, our manager is clearly an official spokesperson for the RM Invitational FA, and he certainly was banned and handed a touchline ban. I don't know why he keeps going against the facts Izuka as well as all his drinking buddies keep stating."

Vice captain Izu Casillas, however, came up with a logical solution. "Maybe he thinks if he pretends it didn't happen, then he'll wake up after his nap and find out that it really didn't, but sadly, he's gonna wake up, still have his hangover and find out it was all true," said the goalkeeper vaguely.

An anonymous RMI spokesperson then said, "Izuka has been right all along. Besides, he hasn't censored every press release from McKeever, just the first one which really was rather inappropriate, and even the man, Eaglesrjh, agrees that what Izuka did was the right thing to do. I don't know where Eaglesrjh managed to get this drunk to take over Tranmere, but I hope RobinMeeblind takes over as scout again, he brought in some great managers before demoting himself to a slightly lesser role, but all of us still go to him for his great advice and wisdom."

Bade then took over the mic again, adding, "One fluke win over Kirkbride and he thinks he's the new Rachmed! I actually hope his team can somehow muster promotion under him next season so we can do the double over them the next season and send him into a month-long drinking session!"

United's newest player, Cees van Nistelrooy then walked over to the mic in his crutches, to add, "Izuka is a great manager, I'm glad to be under him, though RobinMeeblind was just as good as well. We are not weak due to poor signings, but rather, due to us being a work in progress, as opposed to Bryan Adams Athletic, a club currently largely made up of a bunch of old has-beens, a fact which even a halfwit could easily see. Even McKeever should be able to steer a squad that full of talent to a win over Kirkbride, especially with the home advantage as well. Also, noone said we were suddenly in great form, nor that we were in great form before, but if you put a team with skill similar to Portsmouth or Wigan against teams such as Manchester United and Arsenal, then there's no shame in a loss."

As Cees left the room, he turned back to add, "And McKeever says it would take a really childish, sick person to continue arguing after such a beautiful, poetic, speech that is probably as close to the meaning of life as people will ever hear? Well, that's what he did after our last press conference."