One personal attack too far?

"What is this? Pick on the new guy?" Paddy Mckeever today said in response to RobinMeeblind's press conference.

"He knows full well my wife and 15 kids were killed when a bottle of Dandelion and Burdock exploded in my fridge causing a chain reaction that destroyed my mansion, it was a bottle of vintage Dandelion and Burdock that he'd given me as an anniversary present and yet I've never once blamed him, so I don't know why he's having a dig at me now!"

*Ronan Keating then had a word in Paddy's ear and Paddy swiftly had this to say:

"There's a good chance that was all an E number fuelled dream, I got a bit carried away with some out of date blue smarties last night and in actual fact I don't have a wife or any kids, so apologies to RobinMeblind! I must admit I've got one eye on our game with them on the last day of the season as if we were to pull off a miraculous escape it'd probably happen on the last game, hopefully it won't be a dead rubber but we'll see!"

We did ask Paddy Mckeever about Izuka's comments in the press but when we started to recite what Izuka had said he fell asleep. It seems this must be a long running joke suggesting Izuka is boring as the fun didn't stop there.

Ronan Keating then made a joke about what it must be like in the Underdogz dressing room during which he suggested it would be a very boring, sleep inducing place during the team talk and did a fantastic impression. He then produced some incriminating photos provided by Underdogz captain Henning Bade showing Izuka in what could only be described as a compromising position but unfortunately we can't print it here due to the adult content and the shame on Izukas family and effect on his already poor reputation if the pictures Ronan produced ever came to light.