Bryan Adams Athletic has been fined for their manager's attempted murder of RM Invitational league assistant Izuka. Izuka, one of the league's longest serving managers, was handed a bag of lollipops by McKeever which turned out to be spiked with poison. Izuka escaped the feeble attempt at murder at the expense of a young orphan boy.
"I was walking home after the press conference where McKeever had handed me the bag of lollipops when I met an orphan on the streets. I handed him a lollipop, planing to take him to an orphanage, but no sooner had he put the sweet into his mouth, then he started choking and gagging, eventually puking right there on the sidewalk. Luckily, we were just outside a hospital at that time, but I shudder to think what would have happened had we not been there," said Izuka to reporters as he met them at a team training session today.
Izuka then left to play FIFA with the squad, where he has never lost a game, while McKeever was unavailable for comment, apparently asleep due to it being past his bedtime so early in the day. The orphan boy mentioned above is currently suing McKeever for his suffering, having to spend a further two weeks in the hospital.
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