If 3 losses out of 5 games is good form

"Then Izuka is obviously in the wrong game!" Paddy Mckeever today announced,

"I don't know what all this rubbish about banning, fining and him being the official spokesperson is, every time I read one of his press releases lately it just makes him look more and more foolish, I think him being involved in assisting the league and trying to censor people in the press because he's too young to understand adult movie references has gone to his head, by adult movies I mean movies that aren't pg or a 12 certificate before Izuka thinks I'm talking about porn and censors this press conference and then conducts 30 more stupid press conferences full of inaccuracies and ramblings about me and my team that make no sense!"

"The victory over Kirkbride wasn't a fluke and it seems Izuka is bitter because I succeeded where he failed by managing to win against a very good side, I'm not saying we'll go out and beat Manchester now because I think pretty much any team in this division can beat the other on their day. I don't think he should measure his achievements based on the quality of his squad given he's had time to assemble his own squad. If his squad is second weakest in the league maybe he should stop buying rubbish players?"

"I think from now on I'm going to treat Izuka like you treat financial troubles, ignore it and hopefully it will go away! As fun as it is seeing him humiliate himself with each press conference he holds, I don't really have the energy to respond all the time and I'm finding its getting really old really fast, so I can imagine all the fans and managers of other clubs are probably feeling the same too."

"Plus he should really concentrate on his own team, the teams likely to come up next season are looking really strong so he could very likely find himself in the position my team are now, except I inherited this mess, he caused his with poor signings, a misguided belief that a 1-0 win means that his team is suddenly in great form and maybe all his blatent lying in the press has made it hard for his team to trust his tactics or maybe its because he's been doing a George Graham. I'm sure some of the older members will understand what I mean by that."

"I'm aware he'll ignore me and continue to talk rubbish and I'm aware he could respond to my ageism by spouting lots of buzzwords that the kids use these days! He'd be wasting his time though as I'll have you know I'm home with the downies! wait that's not right, I'm down with the homos as the kids say"

Paddy Mckeever then proceeded to dance to some Vanilla ice whilst trying to break dance very badly.

Assistant Manager Ronan Keating asked us to ignore most of Paddy's comments as Paddy had just eaten a big dinner.

Bryan Adams Athletic press spokesperson Mr Ed the talking horse had this to say "Nayyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

I think we can all learn from such a touching sentiment and hopefully both managers can now focus on their upcoming games as it would take a really childish, sick person to continue arguing after such a beautiful, poetic, speech that is probably as close to the meaning of life as people will ever hear.