Thursday, 10 December 2009

Bade clears it up

Underdogz United captain Henning Bade today cleared up an alleged scandal unearthed by Bryan Adams Athletic assistant manager Ronan Keating yesterday. After the pictures were published all over the media yesterday, Bade was hunted down by reporters yesterday to give an explanation as to why he had given away photos of his manager in a compromising position.

"Photos of Izuka? The only photos I ever gave Keating were photos of their own striker and my good friend, Geomar Altieri. It's near impossible to get hands on a picture of Izuka, he's very camera shy. The only people who could possibly have those are his girlfriend, his other friends and his family," said a confused Bade to reporters yesterday.

"And another thing," he added, "Izuka's halftime talks and other speeches are the most interesting in football. Certainly anyone who's heard them would agree, at least, anyone with common sense."

In a related affair, Altieri of Bryan Adams Athletic has decided to retire from football in shame after his photos were published all over the internet yesterday.

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