Mckeever offers olive branch to RM FA

After suffering at the hands of the censors of the RM football association regarding his first ever press release, Newly installed Bryan Adams Athletic manager Paddy Mckeever requested a personal hearing and was delighted with the outcome.

"They asked me to prove that I was funny and do a few questionable things to get my own way around here, I was happy to do the questionable things especially after Eaglesrjh gave me a bacardi breezer and a bag of chips but proving I was funny under such pressure was hard, I dressed up as a clown and that didn't work, I even went as far as telling my best knock knock joke but it just didn't work. So in the end I got my character witness, Snoop Dogg to tell everyone the joke that I made up for him and it worked. Lucky for me really that the whole appeal board are massive Snoop Fans, though I'm pretty sure one of them got him confused with Snoopy but I wasn't going to point that out at the time!"

When asked what he thought started this whole chain of events Paddy replied, "to be honest I think it was Izuka just having a bad day at the office, we've all been there from time to time, It was past his bed time and he was a bit cranky but we've since had a talk and I've given him a bag of lollipops and now there are no hard feelings, I just need to stop using really old movie references to motivate my squad and our fans!"

"I'm happy to put the whole incident behind me and though I've only been in the job a day my plans are already coming into their own, I've already had offers on some of the players I've put on the list and there has been interest from a top flight club in another player so hopefully I'll have enough money to assemble a squad capable of promotion next season and have enough left over to feed my toilet duck habit! Don't worry I don't drink it, I'm just a really big fan of ducks and clean toilets"

We can exclusively reveal the joke Snoop Dogg used to rescue Paddy from a possible touchline ban "What do I use an umbrella for? Fo drizzle my nizzle!"

With his celebrity friends and odd habits Paddy Mckeever may not be successful or even make a lot of sense but he'll certainly be interesting to watch over the coming seasons.