After recent developments during the past weeks and after the worst season in recorded Kensingtonian history, it is now clear that coach Patrikpatrik will leave Kensington Boys Club to take over OAP Pop punk.
“KBC has no future, I can’t build anything with a bunch of 20-year olds. After seeing Solongsuperman doing such a great job on the transfer – bringing in 34 year olds and selling 20 year olds - I can see a great future at this club. This will be a club to remember. That 17 year old has to go, of course, and they have too many players for me to keep track of. In addition, their goal keeper is too young. I might bring Timmy Lorentzen with me to replace him.
I’ve always admired OAP Pop punk as a club. Their tactics have been sublime and their history is rich, but what really sealed the deal was the promise of taking care of the elderly. I feel I have a lot to thank the community for and by combining my passion for football with the chance to fulfill the basic needs of my fellow human beings in the late stages of their lives; cleaning them, feeding them, speaking in a really loud voice.. it gives me great satisfaction.
I can now honestly say that KBC is the worst club I have ever seen and they can all go to hell.
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