Admin team break into music scene.

The press room was bulging again after yet more revelations about the goings-on of the admin team were revealed by the dashingly handsome Pink Bus gaffer.

The manager waltzed in to the room and took his seat.

"Well, well well. It would appear that our admin team have branched out into the world of music videos. I was watching "The greatest hits of homosexual men" on MTV last night when I saw a new song released by a 4some of men calling themselves "The high heel wearing bitches".

"My curiosity was pricked when out esteemed leader, Eagles, appeared on screen and introduced their debut single by saying "We are a 4some of bummers who like to sing. Our first hit is a rip of of the Queen classic "I want to break free".

"My jaw dropped as the camera panned away to reveal Eagles, Cocks, NobbinMeBum and GaySchlong all stood with a domestic applaince in their hand. Each gent was wearing a tiny micro-skirt, stockings, killer high heels and blouses"

"The music started....and then the lyrics hit me like a bullet to the balls"

"Eagles started to sing the following...

"I want to nonce you.....I waaaant tooo nooonce yoooou. I want to nonce you from behind, till I get satisfaction out of youuuuuu. Oh I want to nonce you. God knows, God knows I'm gonna nonce you"

"Eagles was pursing his bright red lips to the camera, licking his lips as the words slipped out his mouth. He seemed to take pleasure in threatening the viewer with an horrific noncing"

"When the instrumental kicked in...well, what I saw has scarred my innocent mind. The camera moved to a living room scene. Cocks was bent over the sofa whilst Nobbin probed him deeply using the extendable pipe of a hoover. Cocks' face was filled with homosexual pleasure when Nobbin switched the hoover on"

"The camera then went to a kitchen scene. Eagles could be seen taking GaySchlongMan from behind with a salami he had taken from the fridge. You can imagine how disgusted I was at all this horrendous gayness"

"People of the RMI, please sit up and listen to what I am telling you! The admin team are a bunch of beasts who will roger you to oblivion if you aren't careful. Please act with due care and attention whilst you are around these cross-dressing Gay Lords. If you ignore this advice, you could be the one on the receiving end of the noncing they were threatening to carry out in their music video"

"Vote for a non-gay admin team! Use your vote in the General Erection and kick these deviants out!"

The Riders bus then leapt out of the window and made for the local Newsagent...rumour suggests he wanted to buy a copy of Bella so he could knock one out over the agony aunt.