Thursday, 29 April 2010

Cardiff City manager makes big changes

Newly appointed Cardiff City manager Stevenson has been very busy since joining the club making major changes that will hopefully take the club forward. Having started work on Thursday, the manager decided to go for his favourite lunchtime meal of cheese on toast in one of the local eateries in Cardiff. After finding that the locals actually call the dish Welsh rarebit and they smeer it with the 'sauce of the devil', the manager made a snap decision to move the club to Bristol where the locals are a little more sane. If fact, fearing for his life and the safety of the players from the cardiff hooligans, the manager has also decided to change the team name to Bristol City and share the Ashton Gate pitch with the other club of the same name. As a result of the move, all the players form has gone up, especially after the home friendly win against Real Madrid FC where the players could actually here (and understand) the chanting from the terraces.

In other news, the manager has decided to sell the clubs only moody player Marco Busquets after he stamped his feet and threw all the training balls over the wall after the manager banned ice cream on the training pitch. In a very good deal for the club, new boy Lloyd Lipscombe who came as part of the deal, has brought a bit of class to the forward line and will be a top class striker in a season or two's time. The manager has also made it clear after the further sale of Tommaso Miceli that he will consider sensible offers for any of his players as he begins to rebuild the team.

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