Burn Baby Burn

Recently, the media have been clambering to get the news story that volcanic ash in Iceland, causing hundreds of flight cancellations and trips throughout Europe. However, what caused the volcano to erupt? Not tectonic plates, no. It was manager Sean7 practicing his dance moves for a Disco Party. Word has it his moves are so amazing, they cause vibrations throughout the seafloor causing massive hurricanes and volcano eruptions.

Exclaimed the manager, 'Disco Inferno..Burn that mother down!!!!'

Word also has it that Chuck Norris has a shrine dedicated to the awesomeness that is Sean7. Stay tuned.