Mass-debating action involving Erections

The Pink Bus manager organised a press briefing after his close friend and political ally Ith announced he had negotiated with the admin team of this league the terms of a televised mass-debate in the run up to the impending General Erection.

He boomed "Thank you Ith for negotiating with the over-sexed admin team of this league. I can only imagine in horror what price you had to pay to get them to agree with it. If you suffer any anal incontinence due to the actions of Eagles, Nobbin et al then lease come to me, I can lend you a towlen nappy if you so wish"

"Moving on" he mused "This televised mass-debate between myself and the noncey-noncerton admins of this league will give you, the people, a chance to question us face to face on the hard hitting subjects effecting each and every one of you"

"I implore you to send your questions to Ith. I will answer anything. I have ground-breaking policies that I want to implemet immedietely" he teased

"I want to make it illegal for Eagles to whore-out OAP's to other deviants, I want to make it illegal for Nobbin to suckle gently from the bosoms of unsuspecting tramps, I want to criminalise SuperGaySclongMans actions whereby he takes patients temperatures using his very own erect phallus as his instrument of choice at the local hospital"

"I know you want change within this league, you need to fight for it" he exclaimed, the bulge in his trousers appearing to thorb with each passing word.

"I challenge Eagles, Nobbin, GaySchlong and their cross-dressing bitch boy Cocks18 to accept the invitation of a televisual mass-debating session"

"I shall assume if they do not reply to this challenge...then they are admitting that they are all a bunch of raving bumlords who shall, from now on, be known as the "Convention of Arse Botherers (CAB)"

"I doubt very much they will rise to this challenge. No doubt they will all be shacked up in some Travelodge taking it in turns to arse ream some unspecting tramp/OAP/patient. The horrible sexual predators that they are"

The boss then leapt from his seat, slapped the Chairmans wife round the face with his pendulous testes and made off at speed towards the pie shop.