In light of RobinMeeBlind's revealing comments about his private life, Santos manager was awestruck to realize the Oranje manager was a man with a soul.
"I must say, I was ready to believe Kilie's recounts of the dreadful day in the park and certain suspicious actions..however, RMB's commitment to bond with his team...particularly in the showers showed great commitment to me.
I always thought all players were like Jimmy Bullard. Shampoo and Conditioner? No, they just wash and go. But I've been missing out!
I've never even gone to the player's showers before, they won't let me in. They say I look flushed whenever I go in there, and it makes them uncomfortable.'
Indeed, maybe the lack of bonding has shown in Santos season. Sitting two points away from relegation, the team will face the toughest run in for the remaining games.
Reports are that the Santos manager is also struggling with his social life. After coming back from the Himalayan Mountains to find the secret of success, frequent trips to adult video stores have marred the manager's ability to stay focused on the games ahead.
The moral of this PR? Don't just Wash& Go. Shower with your players. It's like Chicken Soup for the Soul.
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