Meeblind Reveals All

Shortly after losing the title to Eaglesrjh, Robin Meeblind found himself at the centre of some rather disturbing allegations.

It is not this reports desire to repeat the said allegations, only to allow Robin Meeblind the chance to retort.
“Firstly, it upsets me that my good name has been brought under question. Nothing surprises me about that Kilie, it is obvious the man has some deep-rooted issues of which I have no interest getting into here. Ith, on the other hand.....well, how could you?” looking into the camera, the hurt in Meeblind’s eyes was obvious.
“Right, onto what you came to hear. The “69ers” as we have been donned is, in fact, a charitable organisation which was formed from within the Totaalvoetbal camp. Miquel Oriol had some time this season following his career-threatening injury and with this time he did some serious soul-searching.
“He found himself in the local park where some divorced fathers had been left, down-trodden by society in general, labelled by the likes of Kilie who have no understanding of the situation. There they beg for food and look after their children whom have also been dumped by their mothers after being deemed unworthy. We decided to act, to help out of the media glare in any way we could.”
Wiping a tear away from his eye, Meeblind continued in obvious distress.
“If Kilie and Ith (how could you Ith??) had looked more closely instead of at each other (what was going on there?) they would have seen what they described as man-boobies was in fact a breast-pump for these poor men to feed their children. They call it ‘bonding in the face of adversity’ as they often get abused while doing it, by the likes of Kilie and Ith (how could you Ith???)
“We did bring them food, although the booze and cigarettes fell out of the back of Kilie’s van when he sped away with Ith at high speed (where, exactly, were they going in such a hurry?)
“So, there you have it gentlemen. I will leave it to you whether my good name has been restored but let me add something else before I go and console myself after such a troubled time.
“A few games ago, after the West Brom victory, the team was together in the showers celebrating victory. It was my turn to bring the team shower gel so I was in there too for morale reasons.

“Well, we noticed a hole in the wall that hadn’t previously been there until Kilie’s arrival in the league.

“Sure enough, Kilie poked through his surveillance equipment in the shape of.......well I can only hope it was surveillance equipment.

“Needless, to say the lads got out of there as quickly as they could, holding hands to comfort each other you understand. We heard a Scottish accent saying ‘Pull ya breeks up lad, bin rumbled.’

“I now concede that was Ithaqua (Ith how could you????) although I didn’t want to admit it at the time. They have obviously brought their own levels of depravity into the league and I ask its good members to remain vigilant and don’t let these men win.

“The RMI is a good league and Robin Meeblind is a good man.”
And with that Meeblind was up and walking, in a manner which suggested he still had the weight of the world on his shoulders.