Tuesday, 6 April 2010

The Eagles has landed....

Ithaqua's novel deal.

After sensational revelations earlier today regarding one member of the MSE 3, Ithaqua, the detective ajtrader has donned his mack and gone undercover to risk life and limb to expose the truth.

Trader, currently in a safehouse under protection from the law, released some details of his findings this afternoon. The author of some rather saucy books has managed to obtain some very private information about certain managers and, as Kilie_gers revealed, looks set to elaborate and write the books based on more fiction than fact. A risky move by the manager/author/poet who has alienated himself from his fellow MSE refugees by preparing to launch a series of books about Kilie and Ajtrader.

Some would expect him to know some intimate secrets about his closest comprades, but the undercover agent, aka ajtrader, has managed to dig deep and is exclusivey revealing that Eagles is the source to the information.

The RMI mafioso godfather has wormed his way into the hearts and minds of the league applicants and was this afternoon filmed by an undercover team selling private information on some league managers to Ithaqua. The meeting took place at the Golden Arches restaurant in Newport Pagnell service station, Eagles was seen arriving in a 1979 purple Ford Fiesta, and walked straight into the services where a waiting Ithaqua was happily munching on a Big Mac and Apple Pie combo.

The details were handed over, and Ithaqua was seen to pass across the table a large brown envelope, thought to be either full of money or dirty ladies underwear. Both just as appreciated by the filthy minded scoundrel.

It is understood that the details were of fellow RMI admistrators PatrickPatrick (so good in bed they named him twice) and BrownHole, the only two admin members left not already penned by Ith.

Ajtrader is currently fearing for his life, and his rear hole, as the retributions could quickly follow this expose, however he made it very clear he hopes that Ithaqua has some decent form of explanation, or at least a 25% cut of the book deal.

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