Monday, 29 March 2010

Wortley accused of deforestation

Global action to be taken against the Division 2 strugglers - Wortley feel the pressure of world leaders.

President Obama, Nicolas Sarkozy, Gordon Brown and many other members of the climate change committe today slammed Thegtreatlordbags following the actions at todays encounter with Special Ones MKII.

"It is an act that we had hoped was in our past" commented Obama.

World leaders met urgently under the terms of the Copenhagen Agreement, a rare occurance which saw the heads of state fly into a secret meeting in Barcelona. Insiders say that the threat of sanctions against the side were likely as they had "breached and violeted strict terms of the agreement".

Many had reckoned that the side could be expelled from the league, as Xpert 11's Swedish owners strive to maintain a strict envirnmental policy.

Tonight there was no comment from the Xpert 11 bosses, but wortley can be sure that if they find anything untoward about the sides actions contravening their green policies the retrobutions would be devastating.

Special Ones manager, ajtrader, made a brief statement after the match.

"I think it has been a misunderstanding".

"The fact that Forrester was hacked down, and remains in a pretty bad condition, does not amount to deforestation, however laws are laws and if wortleys actions are deemed as inappropriate then I'm not going to stand in their way."

"It took the edge off another great victory for the side today, hopefully the lad will be back to face Crimea, he's out for some time which is a big blow to our title chances."

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