Controlling the Cocks

The Pink Bus press room was throbbing with excitment as the RIders boss held his latest press conference. Today, the gaffer could be seen wearing a ladies leotard accompanied by some gentlemans slip on leather shoes. He looked sophisticated...yet sexy.

"Look, you bunch of nobheads, stop pissing around and listen to what I have to say" bellowed the muscle-bound boss.

"I read with interest the press statement released by Ithaqua this week" he continued "Yes, I was arrested the other night after a night on the town with Ith and my sister Kelie_gets. I pounded a waiters face with a mallet. This was totally justified. Why should he get away with asking me if I wanted butter on my knob?" mused the sweat ridden manager.

"I was already in a bad mood that night. I had to endure Ith and my sister flirting all night...and at one point, I am sure Ith slipped her a length when he thought I wasn't watching. The dirty bastard!"

"Anyway, onto more important matters. As Ith announced this week, the RMI Commonwealth Games have started. I was invited to be guest referee at the first round Cock Fighting match between Cocks18 and SuperGaySchlongMan. I was expecting to see some old fashioned battles between 2 hgihtly trained, feathered birds. What I encountered was very different."

"I arrived to see the two protagonists already in battle, however every Cock Fighting rule in the book had been thrown out the window. The 2 giant GayLords had a hold of each others cocks, yanking them hard in every direction. Feathers flying everywhere"

"Cocks18 and GaySchlong were squeezing each others cocks so hard that the veins in the cocks started to bulge. The heads of the Cocks started to go purple, presumably due to lack of oxygen. It was a ghastly site" mused the gaffer

"Then, out of nowhere, Cocks18 threw GaySchlong and his cock onto the canvass and jumped straight onto the head of the cock. The cock had gone all stiff, I can only presume this was due to fear! He started to bounce up and down on his cock so hard GaySchlong screamed in anguish. Presumably his cock was starting to ache and get sore as Cocks18 bounced on it with a gleeful look on his face"

"To counter this attack, GaySchlong grabbed Cocks18's cock and bit down on it as hard as he could. Cocks18 must have shared the pain experienced in his cock as he released a painful squeal" continued the gaffer.

"I had no choice but to grab both cocks in my hand and give them back to their respective owners. I disqualified both contestants for below the belt tactics."

"In conclusion, I feel I made the right call. These 2 homo-sexual bugger-boys should evidently be banned from being anywhere near a cock again. They cannot be trusted"

The Pink Bus boss then leapt to his feet, sent a sexually charged text message to Barfin's wife and ran sprinted from the room at speed, touching his private parts as he went.