The Crimea River managers Nemesis arrives!
After much rumour and speculation (in fact a forgone conclusion) ajtrader100 finally takes charge at The Special Ones MKII. The teams name, in reference to a previous side in some ungodly league, has another meaning.
"Just like the Volkswagen Golf GTI mark two, The Special Ones mark two will be bigger, better, more aggressive and erm,.... more roomy than the first!!!" The ingolorious gaffa stated.
The side is riddled with injuries, low form and suspensions after several weeks with nobody at the wheel. Yet the manager still thinks he can turn this ship around.
"It can, and will be done. Mark my words. There are a couple of players on the transfer list, the fans will not like who I have decided to sell, but we must rebuild and quickly. No player in this side is safe, I am the Special One, and I decide who stays and who goes. What has gone before means diddly-squat to me. Either they all start performing or they are out."
And it didn't take long for the rivalry to restart with his arch-enemy/love interest, Crimea River manager, Ithaqua.
"It's been well documented, the relationship between myself and Ithaqua. Nothing changes, the man couldn't manage his own mealtimes, let alone a football squad, and I intend to prove it. He has been lucky in the past, at FC Lucky, and got the rub of the green. Over here it will be a different matter."
"So how will it be different?" Piped up a nervous reporter
"Well for a start just take a look at his side, this league looks fairly easy and he's only won two of his last five games."
Let the games begin.
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