it's bonking bonkers I tell you

Splott managed 2 wins in the recent double-header against bonkers. A 2-0 at home was followed by a 1-0 victory away with Ravage scoring a sweet 90th minute winner from long range. Carbonmonoxide was surprised Bonkers didn't manage to score - "yes they played defensive away but managed to create the same amount of chances as us, we were just more clinical thanks to Venom's finishing. The second match they went very offensive but only managed 1 chance, I'm sure their manager won't be happy with that. As for us we are top of the league and looking good for a promotion challenge now we are past the half-way mark. My only problem is who to select as everyone is in such good form at the moment!"