New arrival.

The boss of the newly named Pink Bus Riders FC organised a press conference ths morning to introduce himself to the league and to outline his plans for the future. He danced into the press room wearing a saucy secretarty outfit, black rimmed glasses and some towering high heels.

"Well, isn't this nice? I have arrived in the RMI, how lovely" he whispered.

"Firstly, managers of the league, I don't give a toss about football, my team or results! If your beat beats mine, I don't care! I am an investigative journalist and I am only here to find out about what goes on in this league and to report on my findings. It is only fair that the public know what goes on behind closed doors"

The boss then picked out a particularly handsome journalist, put his biro to his lips, giggled and winked...the journalist could not contain his excitement and he appeared to make a mess in his freshly pressed Farah trousers.

"Secondly, after spending some time in the scribble it has become immedietely apparent that we do have some gents of the unstraight persuasion. We have the obviously gay married couple in Cocks and SuperGaySchlongMan, everyone on this whole website knows about them and the cvil partnership they entered into last year" he exclaimed.

"However I also found an admin assistant named NobbinMeBum, he must be a GayLord if he has a name like that, so it is backs to the wall time when I see him around. Also in the league is MSE noncer RDCM, another botty lover of the highest order, trust me...I know first-hand" sighed the boss as he had a flashback from the cellar incident.

He readjusted his nappy and continued "Now don't get me wrong, I don't have an issue with boy-love. But, as a newcomer to this league, I would appreciate if you could tone it down a touch ok? It isn't really too much to ask"

He rambled on "I am also overjoyed to be back in the same bed as my close and personal friends AJ and Ithaqua. We shall be conducting naked discussions regularly on subjects such as Philosophy, the Arts, Economics and whether or not you would blast the latest girl on Sky channel 950, LiveXXXbabes. You are all free to join in, as long as you do not lower the tone of the discussion by being vulgar, crude or by wearing clothes"

He concluded "That is enough for now, but let it be known if any of you cross me, annoy me, irritate me or upset my sensitive disposition...I will investigate your life and report back with any controversial findings that I may have. The facts may well be exaggerated in the name of art"

The Pink Bus gaffer then took the toilet cleaning lady by the hand, led her to the broom cupboard and taught her the true meaning of "unblocking her pipes".