River Damned

Crimea River's recent horrific run of luck continued as a youthful looking home side crashed 2-1 to FC Bayern Munchen and managed to rack up their 6th injury in 7 games. In injury time. Oh the irony.

Even more amusingly the home side actually failed to score with their 60th minute goal coming courtesy of a terrible backpass from Munchen defender Josh Redneck. A lead that lasted less than 60 seconds as Chuck Ewing headed home a Billy Ray Bongle centre.

A simple through ball from Bob Country on 78 minutes split the River defence and Munchen forward Billy Bob sprinted free to calmly slot the ball under the advancing Lukasz Fabianski.

With rumours gathering pace of two more of River's over 30's being sold this evening discontent continues to grow among a dissatisfied River support now openly questioning the wisdom of the clubs choice of coach.

"I think FMRealism said it best," began the River head coach post match, "I'm not sure exactly what it was he said, he was rambling on a bit. Somewhere amongst all that wetting himself over Dream Team there was something about youth development being a priority I think. Anyway, if that was what he said then I agree."

"Obviously you have two choices, short term success or a more long term plan. Or just team hop to a side someone else built for you and then lap up all the credit. Anyway, I digress, the priority at the moment is to at least try and recoup some funds from players likely to retire, though we might take a chance with Desailly."

"And yes, I can confirm that Peyton and Silvestre are definitely leaving this evening. Obviously we'd prefer slightly higher fees than are on the table but we should still be able to snap up a few youths in the coming silly season."

"Results? Relegation? I think recent league inductee kilie_gers said it best when he said '...it is backs to the wall time when I see him around.'."