There's really nothing uncommon about panty theft, but who's to say there may not an altogether different fetishist need to be met in stealing a different type of garment from women. Say, Anime socks? That was certainly the case with Joshy85, 25, who was recently busted by a special division of police after being caught in the act of attempting to steal socks from women's homes.
The Bureau of Missing Socks proudly grasped this opportunity to promote their newly formed division.
“This is the first organization solely devoted to solving the question of what happens to missing single socks. It explores all aspects of the phenomena including the occult, conspiracy theories, and extraterrestrial.
“After being discovered staring longingly at laundry hanging on the first floor of an apartment building, Joshy85 was discovered to have stolen nearly 200 non matching women's Anime socks that did not belong to him,” said the Chief officer.
Whilst being arrested, Joshy85 blurted out “I am the Sock Gnome, bow down to me otherwise you’ll never see your beloved socks again!!!”
The Anime Allstars chairman only had this to say about the arrest, “I defiantly love a woman with sexy feet, but I wouldn't go so far as to steal dirty socks.... just not my bag.”
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