Angry Badger buys Padston?

*Paddy flicks the television on and changes the channel to RMI Sports News. The reporter is saying something and Paddy can't quite hear what it is so he turns up the volume*

Reporter in the studio: " We now hand over to Chris Dobson who is outside what was formely known as The Paddy Dome."

Chris Dobson: "Thanks Mark. Today drinks super-hyper-mega conglomerate Angry Badger PLC have bought Padston Villa for 2.4 Billion pounds. With the club and owner Paddy Mckeever in debt to the Swedish bank Kruskkie the bank exercised on option to take ownership of the club and have subsuquently sold it. It is not known how much money if any Paddy Mckeever stands to gain from this deal with the club having being so heavily in debt."

"Angry Badger PLC are the makers of various alcoholic beverages and sports drinks such as Badgerade which is well known and loved particularly by the British American Football League and the Ultimate Frisbee League. The company also makes many cereals including Badgerflakes with their loveable Angry Badger character on the front, a character known as Boris the badger he is a huge badger with a furious look on his face. He has appeared on television commercials with Ian Botham and has also guest starred in many films including Kung Fu Panda, Rush Hour Twelve where he plays Chris Tuckers side kick an angry but loveable rogue badger and of course Rocky Seven where Rocky fights a Badger for his garden shed."

"It is Boris who will now appear on the clubs new shirts and from now on the stadium is to be known as The Badger Dome."

"The clubs mascot of a man in a giant Paddy suit has courted controversy in the past with all the fights with fans and opposing teams and lawsuits so with Paddy no longer owning the club it has been decided that the mascot will now be Boris the Badger."

"Expect more news to follow shortly. For RMI Sports News I'm Chris Dobson reporting from what is now known as The Badger Dome. I'm off to get some Toad in the hole, back to you in the studio Mark"

Reporter in the studio: "What will the manager, players and fans reaction be to such shocking news with the stadium, kit and ownership changing all in one day ahead of an important match?"

"Will Paddy Mckeever keep his job?"

"What effect will this have on the outcome of the most important game of the season so far? find out after the break"

*Paddy throws his remote control in anger but there is no smash as you would expect when throwing something in anger and as he looks up the television gets turned off and he see's Boris the Badger holding the remote and looking at him menacingly*