Thursday, 26 November 2009

Good workman buys new tools

Underdogz United manager Izuka has hit back at The Vikings manager Eaglesrjh after The Vikings manager Eaglesrjh hit back at Underdogz United manager Izuka after a press release from the Underdogz United manager earlier today.

"My excuses were all legitimate, Casillas really was unavailable for this match, and the defence really was young. However, I never said that any of us picked the wrong midfielders. Also, being only 14, soon 15 on the 22nd of January, I am hardly allowed to be the manager of a top flight club. All these responsibilities fell to my former assistant manager, Steve. Now, I have a new assistant manager, Bob, whom I expect to perform much better than Steve," said Izuka to reporters minutes after Eaglesrjh's press release was publicly released.

"Also, Bosingwa was in no way responsible for the end of Zdravko Milic's career. Bosingwa, the wonderful fullback that he is, went flying down our right flank and was brutally tackled by Milic, who injured himself but managed to earn Bosingwa a booking for diving and dangerous play as he retaliated by swiping at Milic. Milic's still leading a decent life, though, as I spotted him being the disc jockey at a London nightclub last night after the match," added Izuka about the controversial incident in the 9th minute of the match.

In a separate interview, a club spokesperson was quoted as saying that "Izuka was unavailable for comment" shortly after Izuka finished his interview with another reporter, which can be read in the previous two paragraphs. However, a heavenly voice, sounding suspiciously young and Chinese-Malaysian, was heard singing in the club showers.

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