Thursday, 26 November 2009

Frozen

The Santos express has been halted immediately, after a dismal spell of seven straight losses has prompted the manager to lock himself in the manager's office, reportedly eating half-cooked ramen noodles and singing Madonna 90s hits. The players have been concerned with their manager's behaviour, and the losses have given an all time low for morale. The once strong home advantage that Santos had enjoyed had its record tarnished with 3 home losses. Icicles have been forming around the team's winning streak.

Manager sean7 could not be available for extensive commentary, other than saying
'theres no point in placing the blame,
as you should know i suffer the same,
if i lose you/my heart will be brokennnnn!!!'
There was no mention of the 'you' he was referring to, though many suggest he could be referring to the team.
Has the manager gone bonkers? Or does he just really like Madonna's music? that remains a mystery..

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