BABY STROLLERS!

Three Lions FC had training cancelled today as players and club officials were forced to return hundreds of babies in strollers left all over the stadium grounds to their parents, thought to have been placed at their training ground as a prank by rival team West Brom Strollers. It took 6 hours before all the parents arrived to collect their children and bring them home.

Three Lions manager Izuka was left furious by the prank. "I'm all for a bit of japery and banter but this goes beyond a joke, people's children were at risk. Their little bit of kidnapping has worked though as we were unable to do any training in preparation for tomorrow's big match, but we'll be out there playing our usual style of sexy football in order to win," said the manager, posing with a baby clutched to his chest for the front page of The Star newspaper.