Amateurs thrashed

Yorkshire Amateurs were hammered 5-0 in their game against Santos FC on Friday. Although Danlufc13 looked to have countered their tactics well they were humiliated by their South American opponents.

An unusual 3-4-3 formation saw the Amateurs manager trying something new in a vain attempt to get their first win on the board in some weeks.

Danlufc13 told the gathered press, “I’ve got to be honest, I’m at a loss as to what to do next tactically, I’ve tried every permutation known to the game to try and get three points but nothing seems to work. It’s my job as manager to find something that works though and we must pick something up in the return fixture against Santos FC”.