A Tale of Two Teams

It was the best of results, it was the worst of results, it was the time of great DV, it was the time of poor DV, it was the epoch of Utopia, it was the epoch of Hell, it was a season of Hope, it was a season of Despair, it was a breath of metamorposis, it was a breath of stagnation, we have everything before us, we have nothing before us, we were all going to division 1, we were all going to division 3...