Interview with a manager - Kilie_gers

In my next interview I've managed to catch a manager who has been called "the marmite of the RMI". He's loved and loathed in equal measure and is desperate for a chance to redeem himself and raise his side Pink Bus Riders to one day win the RMI. But before he carries on trying to turn his club around, he's taken a break and sat down with us for a few words. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages and Robinmeeblind. I present to you an exclusive interview with the most reclusive, complicated, press shy manager in the RMI, none other than Kilie_gers.

Paddy: "In some quarters you've been called the best manager in the world, would you say you agree with that statement?"

Kilie: "Only an arrogant tosser would agree with that. But to answer your question, yes I agree completely."

Paddy: "In some quarters you've been described as the worst manager in the world, what do you say to that?"

Kilie: "These people are just jealous. It is testament to my raw ability as a manager that my side are performing reasonably well whilst I totally neglect the notion of form-training and DV."

Paddy: "Lets get a little more serious now, what is it that brought you to xpert11? and what is it that still keeps you playing?"

Kilie: "Someone advertised it on the BBC 606 pages, I replied to the thread (before I got banned for posting, believe it or not, non-football related posts). I come back because I like the craic on here...plus I do love a bit of scandal every now and again."

Paddy: "You're coming up to three months now at Pink Bus Riders, would you say much has changed at the club since you took over?"

Kilie: "It would appear that we are much more competitive in the league we are in. We have only lost one league match (I think) since I took over. The squad hasn't changed a great deal, they are just responding to my marvellous coaching ability."

Paddy: "Have you set yourself any targets this season? or anything you're at least hoping to achieve?"

Kilie: "I would like to get promoted. It won't be as champions but third will do me. I also hope that the intense bullying I have been victim of will stop at some point during this season."

Paddy: "What are your long term aims with your side?"

Kilie: "To climb to the summit of the RMI while totally ignoring DV and tossing aside youth talent."

Paddy: "Who would you say is your most important player?"

Kilie: "Seth Eaves. He has a lot of those SQ's. That's good isn't it? I love SQ's, me!"

Paddy: "You've been quite outspoken since joining the RMI, would you say that is part of your managerial make up?"

Kilie: "I like to have a bit of a laugh. I love a good wind-up...and I would love it if someone decides to take the piss out of me one day. Apparently I have made some enemies because of my style...but no-one has ever told me personally how they feel."

Paddy: "what would you say to the people that say you go too far?"

Kilie: "Stop taking me so seriously and if I have gone too far? Then tell me for Christ's sake!"

Paddy: "If you could realistically sign any player from another team in the RMI, who would that be?"

Kilie: "I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I don't really know any of the other players in other teams. But I saw some folk talking about some players called Busquer or summat like that? Can't remember who he played for. He sounded good though, I'll have him."

Paddy: "How about a dream transfer, any player from another RMI club?"

Kilie: "I respectfully refer the right honourable gentleman to the reply I gave some moments ago."

Paddy: "What is your favourite SQ?"

Kilie: "Hard trainer. That little cone is so adorable, I love it!"

Paddy: "Which player would you say is your brightest hope for the future?"

Kilie: "Lois Farrington. He is young and 5 skilled, that's alright isn't it? He has scored a couple of goals too. But if he turns out to be shit? Well, not to worry, he is a wonderfully gifted pole-dancer and should be able to make a good living out of that, he has a bright future."

Paddy: "And finally Kilie, is there anything you would like to add?"

Kilie: "Notice how I managed not to mention gays or willies throughout this whole interview? I am very proud of myself."

Thanks to Kilie_gers for taking the time to answer my questions. Up next will be Ithaqua