Following remarks made today by the Special Ones gaffer Ajtrader, the Pink Bus manager hastily organised a press conference so he could air his views on rumours that the Ones chairman was preparing to poach him from the Riders.
"I would rather defecate in my own bed after a partcularly dodgy curry and then make love to a hairy man in the vicinity of the excrement than manage that sorry shower of shite" he roared
"I have nothing else to say to you mugs, get the hell off my land" he boomed.
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