Disgrace

Kirkbride Strollers manager Jazza1958 was last seen b****ck naked and holding 4 cans of Stella outside the Bush.

Jazza was celebrating his teams 3-1 win over Man Utd but his conduct was certainly not what you would expect from a manager of a football team.

Jazza commented "Becks wouldn't get into our team.... and we won't have any Foster's in goal either... our team is made up of Stella drinkers. We are gonna celebrate all night now and we will think about the next match against St Omer on Monday"

Club captain Billy Maneater was also controversial with his attack on the manager, saying " The fat b******d is supposed to be a Scots drinker but he was under the table after 10 pints. Even young Les Curran, at 18, was still swallowing the pints"