Vlad the Impaler off to fight new battle

Holgate Pathetics transfer dealings will continue today with veterans Les Dawson and Vlad the Impaler leaving the club this evening. Evil despot Vlad is spiked poles apart from 70's comic legend Les as a person however they have both had a major impact on the holgate dressing room over the last season. Les has laid on a number of improvised stand up routines to keep spirits up while Vlad has done his bit by killing the first born of any player who has underperformed.