After Paddy Mckeever was overheard on his mobile telephone saying "Shay Given is for sale" We asked him two questions.
1.Is Shay Given for sale?
Paddy: "Yes he is, I made a massive mistake signing Jeffrey Kent and we have no chance of challenging for the title so I decided if the price is right Shay Given will leave the club, if however he doesn't sell and I don't recieve a suitable offer from within the league then he can continue on at the club and we'll just try and stay up and build for the season after that"
2. Is Kilie_gers aka "Willy_purse" gay and are his attacks a desperate attempt to hide his obsession with all things homosexual?
Paddy: "Probably, he tried to touch me up once but that doesn't neccessarily make him gay, after all I am irresistable. I did however walk in on him and saw him on his knees in front of a naked Dave Benson Phillips and was clearly pleasuring him, he said he just did it to get an autograph though, so does that make him gay?"
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