How To Write a PR Like...

Welcome to a new series of articles that may or may not stretch beyond one. In this series we hope to teach you how you can write PR's of such eloquence as would make grown men weep.

The first candidate was obvious, noted for his 'humorous' writing style a MANager who has made his name writing only one PR ever. Seriously. And soon you too will be able to write a PR like our very own Kilie_gers simply by following this step-by-step guide. Simply copy and paste the appropriate text, replacing italicised portions and et-voila, one PR and 200k econs
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The gaffer flounced into the press room dressed in and bellowed .
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"Fellow managers, just when I thought things could get no worse I witnessed . And I was ".
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"But ," squealed while .

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Step 1:

As I was walking past I happened to take a look inside and saw (NB try and make up some amusing rhyming names) involved in what can only be described as

Step 2:

Have you mentioned bottoms, willies or noncing 12.8 times? If no repeat step 1, if yes proceed to paragraph 5
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Close with mock disgust, an appeal to fellow managers and abuse of stadium staff.

And now hopefully you too can now write a PR like Kilie_gers.