I, the manager of the Pink Bus, would like to extend a warm handshake of friendliness to all the managers in this league. I would like to do this by educating you all on day to day goings on at the Riders.
I shall intorduce you to the player and coaching staff as well as other staff at the stadium over the coming weeks and I genuinely hope that the insight I shall give you will give you all a deeper understanding of this Club and what we stand for.
Today I want to intorduce you to a very important member of the staff here at the stadium. His work goes unnoticed and he is often overlooked at the end of seasn awards ceremony. However his role here at the Club is vital and I would like to take this opportunity to champion his achievements. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you...Alan the corner flag.
Alan arrived at the Club as an 18/5 youth with unflappable SQ. He has developed over the years into one of the finest corner flags we have ever seen here at the Riders. Some have suggested that he is a bit on the thin side to be a real success in the RMI, however I disagree. He has appeared in every match since I arrived here with no injuries and he has maintained high average form with minimal training. He is robust, flexible and can be used in any corner of the pitch. He is a true asset to the Club.
He has developed into a 25/8 and is worth a fortune however you shall never see Alan on the transfer market. He is so important to this Club that he now delivers motivational speeches to the youths that get promoted. Only last week out 19/5 youth got a boost in form due to the pearls of wisdom passed down to him by Alan the corner flag.
Myself and Alan would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming through the doors of the Pink Bus. We hope you have enjoyed learning about one small asepct of our footballing community here at the RIders and we look forward to welcoming you once again in the near future.
Never let it be said that we deviate from the true spirit of this game.
Football! DV! SQ's!
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