Down and No Doubt

Quiet times at Crimea River following the decision of head coach Ithaqua to blow almost 6 million econs on one player.

Having reshaped an almost entire squad during Silly Season expectations are low round the Theatre of Tragedy as River prepare to descend to the lowest tier of RMI leagues and many, many, many seasons of challenging Tottenham Hotspur and St Omer for the honour of propping up all the other RMI sides.

Though with both Tottenham and Omer enjoying several seasons more development than River it looks like only one team will be enjoying that honour for about the next 48 seasons.