The Pink Bus gaffer was left reeling after Ajtradesmensentrance shed his inhibitions and verbally attacked him in his latest PR.
"People, we have now seen the true colours of this ape. He is nothing but a liar who seems intent on besmirching my good name. He claims that I am, in his own eloquent words, "a bummer!" he proclaimed
"What makes you think that I am a homeoeoeosexual? You seem to be confusing manliness with gayness. I enjoy studying the form of atheltic gents in the park, I enjoy being naked with other men whilst I muse over the problems faced by the world, I enjoy sitting next to other masculine beings on the bus even though there are spare seats available...none of these things make me a bum-lord. They just prove that I am supremely confident in my straightness"
"Now, I turn my attention to your claims that the RMI noncers have not been near you. You, Sir, are a liar! I have mobile phone footage of you meeting up with Nobbin and GaySchlong at the local ice-rink. You were receiving training from these 2 for your starring role in the up-coming RMI TV production...Noncing on Ice" he squealed.
"In this particular programme, you show the RMI admin that you are ready to be accepted into their crew... by furiously noncing innocent RMI managers...on ice!. You do this whilst Ithaqua watches...scribing poetry as he witnesses the horrendous act of molestation"
"It would appear that I really am alone in all of this. I have no allies or friends. I shall take this struggle head on...but hear this, Aj will doubtless spout a lot of nonsense over the coming days as he lashes out at me. He needs to accept he has joined the ranks of the RMI bum-lords...and that I am the only one with any morals in this whole sordid affair"
The boss then exited the room, sent another photograph of his magnificent wanger to Barfins Mrs and muttered "She can't get enough"
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