Press Release relating to football.

The Pink Bus boss did not attend tonights press conference. He has enrolled in X11 university where he is being educarted in the ways of the game and learn all about X11 ettiquette. It has been suggested that he spends too much time talking about non-footballing issues, he wanted to rectify this forthwith.

His thoughts on this afternoons game were distributed to the press using the medium of paper. This release will be used as part of his coursework so he wanted it to be perfect. Here are the thoughts of the manager...

Press Release relating to Football.

Today, my team Pink Bus Riders Football Club, took to the football field where we embarked on what can only be described as a footbal match with another football club using a football.

The football players representing the football clubs kicked the football around the football field. Some footballers managed to kick the football into the goals at each end of the football field thus scoring goals.

The football supporters within the football ground enjoyed watching the footballers kick the football around the football field and regularly chanted slogans such as "Come on Pink Bus Riders Football Club! Kick the football!" and "That 18/4 youth is something else isn't he?"

At the end of the football match the footballers ceased kicking the football and left the football field using their football boots to grip the football field. As they were walking off, a 19/5 defender with ice cool and header shook hands with a 23/7 midfielder with goal instinct. It was all very touching.

The end.

The Pink Bus gaffer is hoping he shall receive an A* for this particular piece of coursework and hopes he will be accepted into the X11 fold.