Has AJ turned against Kilie?

The press assembled at the home of the Pink Bus this evening after an uncharacteristic and unwarranted outburst against the Riders manager from the Special Ones MKII boss Ajtradesmensentrance.

Kilie has been in a deep depression since his long term friend Ithaqua turned on him so viciously last week. Kilie has been going into the shower, turning on the cold water, sitting under the water, naked of course, with his knees tucked up under his chin...he has been wailing "Why Ith? Why? How could you do what you did?"

It has been suggested that Kilie's only friend in the RMI, Aj, was the managers last hope for a meaningful, lasting relationship. However this evening events appear to have poured scorn on this.

The Riders boss walked slowly into the press room, in a tight black dress and black veil with a killer pair of black patent leather high heels. He appeared to be in mourning.

"So, Aj, what has happened? All I wanted was a gladatorial, masculine football match against your fine team of gentlemen...however you have turned this into a way to attack and ridicule me"

"You talk about my wish to be with Daisy_D. Is this really so bad? Is it wrong that I get a semi-on when she tells me off? Is it wrong that get moist when she tells me to behave myself? Is it wrong that I peak at an earth-shattering orgasm when she docks me penalty points? Exactly, no it isn't!" he roared.

"Why have you turned on me so swiflty Aj?" he pondered. "Have you joined ranks with Ith? Are you planning on going VIP with him? Are you going to forget your roots and join up with that poetry-writing shirt-lifter? It wouldn't surprise me to be totally honest, you always favoured him" he wept.

"Answer me!" he demanded. "Answer me Aj, are you joining the VIP admin crew? Is this what this is all about? Have Eagles, Nobbin, Cocks and GaySchlong enticed you with promises of endless gayity in the RMI admin team? Has Ith wooed you with one of his sexually charged poems? They have, haven't they?"

"I arranged a friendly with you because I wanted to cement our bond...instead you publically throw this back in my face. I damn you for making me feel this hurt...this endless pain"

"Well, t'would appear that I am alone now in my fight against noncism in this league. I shall not give up though...I shall overcome. I shall beat you all...incuding you Aj. You treacherous piece of filth"e

The Riders boss then left the room, took out his mobile phone and took a photo of his phallus. He swiftly keyed in the number of Barfin's Mrs and clicked send. "That will go down well" he mused.