Santo Claus Coming to Town?

It will be a very busy offseason for Santos FC, who are still trying to become among the league’s elite squads. They finished the season well, with a 4-1 win against Hun Haters, finishing a respectable 5th in the tough RMI division. Inconsistency plagued the team’s performance, and an influx of new players will hope to bring some stability. After the change report, the manager seemed to be slightly disappointed with the progress of his players, notably in midfield.

In the latest news, our insiders were able to locate a crumpled, seemingly forgotten handwritten letter from Sean7 to Santa Clause, inside the manager’s office. Naturally, we are pleased to share this with our readers.


‘Dear Santa,

I know that Christmas already passed, but I’m sending out a personal message out to you. I wished for an RMI title, however I didn’t get what I wanted. I haven’t been the best role model this past year, and maybe I deserve a lump of coal for that.
When people talk about you Santa, they say “he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake”. Then you very well know how little sleep I’ve been getting these past couple weeks. Some of it due to some festive ‘action’, but mostly because I’ve been obsessing in finding the perfect players for my squad!

Now Santa, I know finding good players on the transfer market is hard enough, but I need your help. Please, please, pretty please, get me a player that doesn’t quit after one season! You made your list for me, but didn’t check it twice! If you checked it twice you wouldn’t have made me spend 7 mil on a single player with a pop diva obsession! One person with that obsession is quite enough for our club (ahem).

They say you know when people have been bad or good. Well Santa, I also know whether a certain person have been bad or good as well…and I’m sure Mrs. Claus wouldn’t want to know about the incident in Ibiza. That’s right, I saw it all, with pictures. It’s just business Santa. In the words of Vito Corleone, you gotta make me an offer I can’t refuse.


Yours sincerely,

Sean7’