Responding to claims that Padston Villa are heavily in debt due to Owner/Manager/Mascot Paddy Mckeevers failed investments, Paddy had this to say:
"Its true, we're in desperate need of the cash, the club received a winding up order and the league have withheld our television payments to pay money we owe to other clubs. I'm not really sure how this happened, I mean less than a month ago I had a billion pounds, why oh why did I invest it all in cheese rope! I thought if people liked cheese string they would love cheese rope! I probably should have tasted it first before I invested every penny I had, though I'm glad I didn't after all those people died who did. Who'd have guessed that cheese and acid don't make for a great snack?"
When asked if the sale of Remy Gambit and the proposed sale of Dustin Moss would allow his side to remain competitive in the coming season, Mckeever said
"They were two players I'd hoped to keep at the club for the next ten years but selling them gives this club a great future, I've now hired a magic eight ball to make all my financial decisions in the future to avoid anything like this happening again, the only consolation is the players are going to other clubs in the league so maybe we can bring them back one day."
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