Ten Kings Shall Arise

In a revelation sure to rock the RobinMeeblind Invitational to its very core Crimean news website Kafa today reported a huge shake-up of the league is planned by the RMI ruling council.

According to the article published by Kafa undercover reporter Edna Clouds sources from within the ruling council uncomfortable with the direction proposed by league overlord The-Admin-Formerly-Known-As-Paddy have come forward with a series of startling claims.

Perhaps the most worrying allegation is the revelation that The-Admin-Formerly-Known-As-Paddy has grown tired of recent falling standards in boot-licking, grape-peeling and general sycophancy from the existing circle of RMI assistants and seeks to recruit some, as the source put it, 'fresh meat from the great unwashed'. While Clouds was unable to secure a complete list of names under consideration it is believed that managers the calibre of Kilington Underscore Gerssteinmetsson the 31st, Aloysius Judas Discount-Warehouse Trader the 100th and Squire Coley Sqiurecoley Esquire will be approached and offered plum positions within this RMI New World Order.

According to the source all three MANagers have already attended the RMI ivory tower with a series of deals being struck behind closed doors to ensure a seemless transition into power. Worryingly it would seem The-Admin-Formerly-Known-As-Paddy's Machiavellian scheme does not end there. Allegedly plans are afoot in the ivory corridors of power to hoodwink the remaining RMI MANagers by staging an election. Or should I say a rigged election.

Within days a poll is expected to be announced, a poll designed to lull MANagers into thinking they have some say in the future shaping of the league despite the league future already signed, sealed and locked safely away somewhere in the RMI Corridors of Power.

In conclusion we leave you with a quote recorded from a final fateful meeting as The-Admin-Formerly-Known-As-Paddy finally stamped his seal of approval on this nefarious scheme,
“MANagers are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. Haha, Hahaha. Hahahaha... No Robin, you’ve had your fair share of the cookies, leave some for RDCM.”