Pathetic wait

Holgate Athletic manager Riverside Shep is growing increasingly frustrated at the wait for the new season to start. "Im increasingly frustrated at the wait for the new season to start" he said today. The team are ready, form is good and we are optimistic for a decent season n Division 1. We are now planning on hibernating until the new season comes along so I'm off to find a warm dark hole where I can play with my nuts".