Dragged into the midst of a relegation battle, needing anything from no points from their remaining games to 6 points the pressure seems to have got to Pop Punk manager Paddy Mckeever. We found Paddy in the corner of a room at Ronan Keating Towers the headquarters of the RMI administration, Paddy was curled up in a ball rocking backwards and forwards looking overwhelmed and horrified. We asked him if it was the pressure of the relegation battle or because of the fans calling for him to be fired as Pop Punk were doing fine before he rashly fired experienced highly skilled players Tony Adams and Lance Legweak but what Paddy revealed to us was something much much worse:
"Pressure? what pressure? I eat pressure for breakfast, I'm horrified and definitely shaken to my core because Kilie_gers just sent me a picture message of himself naked. I'm mentally scarred for life now. The relegation battle is insignificant compared to the horror I've just witnessed, no one should have to go through that, in fact I'm the process of sending his wife a medal"
So it turns out Paddy hasn't cracked up yet and no one will be surprised to hear that Kilie may very well be a sexual deviant.
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