A week after some dodgy pranks from revered legend Torbjörn Alshammar to gain playing time, Santos manager finally decided to give in to the forwards demands, and play him in an away fixture against OAP Pop Punk.
A career of 39 goals, a golden boot award to his name, and a set of hair that would put Jimmy Bullard to shame, what did Alshammar show for the game? He came out with no shots, a yellow card, a bad stain on his backside as the defenders left him on his arse for the 90 minutes.
It is remained to be seen whether the shampoo commercial striker will ever be played again this season. Reports indicate the other forwards are looking to shave Alshammar’s hair off while he’s asleep. It’s unclear whether the manager is on this as well. Stay tuned.
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