Blakey wears womens underwear?

Speaking ahead of his sides match with Kirkbride Strollers, Paddy had this to say:

"We all know Kirkbride are a top side and we know Jazza is one of the best managers in the business so we're expecting it to be very tough to get anything from the game but I didn't bring you here to talk about that I brought you here to talk about Carthage manager Blakey"

"We took our lads to a lap dancing club recommended by Cathalio, I thought the lads could learn about flexibility and dexterity training from these girls but when we walked in we quickly realised these were no girls, they were drag queens! We had Kilie_gers with us as he was observing our squad as part of training for his coaching badges and also for his community service and as we went to leave realising our mistake, Kilie encouraged us to stay and watch the entertainment on offer. Having travelled for almost ten minutes to get there we reluctantly agreed and sat down to watch the show"


"Next thing I know a "lady" took to the stage in very skimpy lingerie, she was dancing and prancing about the stage and before I knew it "she" had come into the audience and was gyrating on Kilies lap! Thats when we all noticed who "she" really was, it was none other than Carthage manager Blakey! Rather than be embarrassed though when we noticed it was us, Blakey removed himself from Kilies quite aggressive sexual advances and made his way over to me. Blakey kept trying to get me to go for a private dance where according to him I could do whatever I wanted to him in exchange for a tactics report on These Charming Men. When Blakey started groping me myself and the squad hastily exited the building and went home."

"The police have informed me that given all the photographic and video evidence of the incident we have, most of which was kindly provided by Kilie_gers, that I'd have an excellent case against Blakey which would most likely result in his imprisonment. I thought long and hard about it but I've decided to let the matter drop. After all Blakey has enough problems with his rubbish side and the mounting pressure from the clubs fans to finally achieve promotion. Plus we find the pics of Blakey in women's underwear brilliant for making us laugh when we come off the pitch after a bad result."

"I have offered Blakey the number for a good counsellor for his problems, which was provided to me by Kilie_gers. I'd also like to publicly ask why Cathalio would recommend a lap dancing club full of drag queens? What stuff exactly is the Bully Boys manager into? maybe that division is full of sexual deviants. I think more division 1 clubs need to follow the example of Kensington Boys club and behave with dignity and respect for themselves and others"