Scandal once again erupted today across the digital world of the RMI after footage appeared on Youtube of a seemingly innocuous chat between rising RMI managerial star Ajtrader100 and RMI managerial never-was Ithaqua which suddenly turned nasty. An anonymous source, believed to be ex-RMI malodorous managerial malcontent kilie_gers, posted the video in the early hours of this morning.
The footage from CCTV cameras around The Reccy clearly shows Ajtrader100 sitting on a low stone wall outside the stadium after an early morning Special Ones MKII training session. While minding his own business the Special Ones MANager finds his reverie is broken by the arrival of the Crimea River head coach, whom sources report had dropped by to finalise the small print of his impending move from Crimea River to the Special Ones MKII youth side. Or possibly a cup of sugar.
After a brief seven hour discussion the two managers clearly share a private joke and can be seen to shake hands. And then it happens. Crimea River head coach Ithaqua can be clearly seen furtively glancing both left and right before scooping up his rival manager and dumping him in a nearby wheelie bin and leaving at what could only be described as a brisk pace. Or slow jog.
As the scandal erupted River officials immediately issued a statement from the head coach
‘I cannot explain why I did this, it is completely out of character and I certainly did not intend to cause any distress to Ajtrader100 or his club.
‘It was a split second of good judgement that has got completely out of control.
‘I am due to meet with RMI officials and the police later today to discuss this matter further and will co-operate fully with their investigations.
‘I wish to reiterate that I am profoundly not sorry for my actions and that Aj has had this coming to him for some time now.’
And 14 hours later the whereabouts of the Special Ones MKII MANager are still unknown.
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